Carbohydrate Dangers :  Vulnerability to Grains & Grasses

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Dangers & Hazards to Humans

BE ALERT for FOUL BALLS

Always be alert for foul balls when walking back from getting your hot dogs.  You see, the ballpark maintains “No Liability” for you.

BEWARE of    BEER GLAMOR

How many men fall prey to the advertised goal to achieve the status of “Public Drunkards” just like the TV ads tell ‘em.  It’s OK to love beer.

BE AWARE of JAPANAZIS

In the 1940’s these “Marauders of Civilization” were everywhere you couldn't see.  They might still be lurking with a different radical message.

BE ALERT for SHELLSHOCK

Watch out for victims of post trauma who often feign disability to fall into a life of victimization & despair, dejection & anguish, gloom & despondency.

BE ALERT for TURNING CARS

In the 1950’s it was implied that cars should wait for green and look  first.  Now they can ignore red lights and look (at you) last.

BE WARY of OPRAH

“Our Savior” of women & politicians has shown wisdom of all from Health to  Schooling to Politics. Yet, has never shown any knowledge of what she was talking about

BE ALERT of FALLOUT from ATOM BOMBS

Have you maintained that fallout shelter that your dad built for you in the 50’s.  It should be stocked with provisions;  be sure to have a drill every week

BE AWARE of the UNDERGROUND PIPELINES

Everywhere we drive you can spot these signs declaring your roadside a “Pipeline to Alaska”.  These supply lines were the answer to $1 per gallon gas.

BE WARY of   YOUR JOB

The “21st century blend of “Communism with Capitalism” has led to $99 PCs, Mega- Wal-Marts, 20 cent/hour slaves, and jobless & houseless Americans. Thanks Mao & Lenin!

BE AWARE of HUMAN BEINGS LIFELINES

Everywhere we go you can spot humans declaring their “Green Pledges” to the environment.  They typically forgo science for arctic bears.

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BE ALERT of the KID FROM DELIVERANCE

That Dueling Banjo Kid from the movie was quite an accomplished musician and a very scary person.  It’s undetermined if he was an actor or a local.

BEWARE of the GIRLS from THE SHINING

These sisters from that hit Jack Nicholson movie were actual child actors.  Since then they have been trying to intrude into other movies.

Eye Crust & Gunk

Eye film develops during sleep cycles resulting in dried eye crust when awaked, and subsequent blurred vision form dissolved sediment

Puffy Eyes and Swollen Orbits

A low grade reaction to grains consumed the night before.  Orientals have “thin eyes” do to puffy eyes from grain (rice) consumed as their primnary food.

Arthritis

Joints hurt, degrade, deteriorate, and incapacitate due to your own body attacking the proteins in you tissue which is near identical to the indigestible grain proteins

Sore knees

Throbbing knee pain is the result of your joints being under attack by your own immune system.  Consumption of grains triggered this immune response as it looks fro the toxins.