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Unintentionally Scary Clowns

Clowns !  What a childhood thrill of excitement, anticipation, fun, and horror !  Has anyone actually enjoyed and taken comfort in a clown’s presence.  What fusion of emotional distress do we actually feel when we see a clown.  They’re not too bad in a movie or TV show … where they can’t get at you.  Nor even too bad live … at a circus, when they’re a coupla hundred feet away,  and of course there’s  many other potential victims he’d get first.  But bring a clown to a party and the fear really let’s lose … though we won’t show it … cuz we’re s’posed ta like ‘em.

Fear of Clowns … Coulrophobia can cause panic attacks, shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea and overall feelings of dread.

There are truly scary clowns who try to be scary, but it’s the funny ones we have to watch out fer. The nice ‘n’ friendly ones are the scariest.

Keep your distance from clowns, but if they pair up be sure to run away NOW … like they do in the movies.

Old time clowns were the scariest.  They didn’t even try to be funny.