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Balco good.

Conte,

We want more,

Just released after over 120 years of exercise science research … The definitive exercise we’ve all been waiting for.  Doctors at Scalco claim that this combination of two revolutionary programs will out perform any of the above exercises, supplements, or injections.  However, this technique is so new it is not sold in stores or gyms.  This program is so innovative that everyone who enrolls in it will receive a Full Set of Titanium Steel Cutting Knives from Ronco.  The program is a combination of all previous programs … and then some!

 

Yoga Booty Ballet with Cardio Cabaret

Two Weeks using Yoga Booty Ballet AND Cardio Cabaret.  Note extra muscles on extra limbs!

The Conte’ “A-Team”  Barry Bonds and Greg Anderson … pre-Yoga Booty Ballet

Conte’  pre-Yoga Booty Ballet/Cardio Cabaret.  Since has disavowed the need for “vitamins” .

Research almost never done on human subjects first.

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