America ! How soon we forget. We have ignored Global Warming for too long. The latest color to wash over Hollywood: Al Gore Green. You see, heat waves will be more frequent and deadly. Deaths from these heat waves and global warming will result in over 5 billion deaths in just 25 years. Yes, it’s hard to believe, but all the leading Cosmeticians, Astrologists, and Horiculturalists told him it’s likely to be possibly true.
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Hollywood Color Flops
Back in ‘85 it was those red ribbons. We all had to promote Aids Awareness on account of Doctor C. Everett Koop, who told us to. “It’s a disease that will affect every man, woman, and child in America”. He was very convincing, especially in his uniform with full military regalia. Remember, he was a general (surgeon). He had us so aware that we were actually teaching pre-schoolers safe sex. After 25 years we have apparently licked that problem (unless you’re still a member of a Sensitivity Group), and our idols and celebrities quietly abandoned the red ribbons for the next color cause ... Oprah and Lance’s yellow LIVESTRONG wrist bands. These fashionable and gullible bands quickly won the commercialization battle, and all of the country was supporting Lance’s quest to cure cancer, dope his blood, and set numerous Tour de France records.
Disillusioned celebrities quickly bolted to a new color. The Why Me ? Pink Ribbon. It was everywhere, for three weeks, until we finally “got Sadaam”. Overnight Hollywood adopted the newest cause of the popular front the USA ribbon to “bring our boys home” … the new color de ‘celebre was led by none other than Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
But … with the release of the blockbuster hit Mr. and Mrs. Smith Brad quickly changed colors… the new cause de ‘celebre was again led by Brad Pitt, but now he swapped partners and colors. Welcome, Angelina Jolie ... the Blue Ribbon for child awareness. Brad and Angelina quickly galvanized America’s star-struck eyes as we saw these ribbons everywhere from 7-Elevens to Escalades, from Soccer Moms to Budmen.
The latest celebrity rumors are of a new collaboration between Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong. Remember, Barry was once a LIVESTRONG supporter as a Pittsburgh Pirate, and he his now working with Lance on a new charity and new color band promoting Human Growth Hormone or H. The foundation known as GROWSTRONGER has a mission to promote unbiased research into masking and subsequent hitting of more said homeruns and winning more of those de tours with very few illegal drugs … mostly natural, and some organics using only free-range beef serum by-products, and kosher too. All clean and undetectable.
Providing a touch of home to our Troops
Tens of thousands of you have magnetic ribbons on your vehicles saying you support our troops. Here is a chance for you to make a huge difference in the lives of our brave Soldiers stationed in Iraq. Our hard fighting men and women are issued sleeping bags only and they desperately need twin size linens for a good nights rest…{more}
Memories & Impressions of an Era
Al Gore demands new wrist band color. Oprah miffed