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BE ALERT for FOUL BALLS

Always be alert for foul balls when walking back from getting your hot dogs.  You see, the ballpark maintains “No Liability” for you.

BEWARE of    BEER GLAMOR

How many men fall prey to the advertised goal to achieve the status of “Public Drunkards” just like the TV ads tell ‘em.  It’s OK to love beer.

BE AWARE of JAPANAZIS

In the 1940’s these “Marauders of Civilization” were everywhere you couldn't see.  They might still be lurking with a different radical message.

BE ALERT for SHELLSHOCK

Watch out for victims of post trauma who often feign disability to fall into a life of victimization & despair, dejection & anguish, gloom & despondency.

BE ALERT for TURNING CARS

In the 1950’s it was implied that cars should wait for green and look  first.  Now they can ignore red lights and look (at you) last.

BE ALERT of FALLOUT from ATOM BOMBS

Have you maintained that fallout shelter that your dad built for you in the 50’s.  It should be stocked with provisions;  be sure to have a drill every week

BE AWARE of the UNDERGROUND PIPELINES

Everywhere we drive you can spot these signs declaring your roadside a “Pipeline to Alaska”.  These supply lines were the answer to $1 per gallon gas.

BE WARY of   YOUR JOB

The “21st century blend of “Communism with Capitalism” has led to $99 PCs, Mega- Wal-Marts, 20 cent/hour slaves, and jobless & houseless Americans. Thanks Mao & Lenin!

BE AWARE of HUMAN BEINGS LIFELINES

Everywhere we go you can spot humans declaring their “Green Pledges” to the environment.  They typically forgo science for arctic bears.

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BE ALERT of the KID FROM DELIVERANCE

That Dueling Banjo Kid from the movie was quite an accomplished musician and a very scary person.  It’s undetermined if he was an actor or a local.

BEWARE of the GIRLS from THE SHINING

These sisters from that hit Jack Nicholson movie were actual child actors.  Since then they have been trying to intrude into other movies.

BE WARY of a SMIDGEON of VINEGAR

Bubby Love is able to handle the Alaskan Polar Bear Heater,  but the normal bar patron is unable to cope with this cocktail’s full potency.

BE CARFUL of ROSIE O’DONNELL

Please be Careful.  She is Serious. Watch-Out very famous, very rich, a TV talk show host or panel member, or do not admire her choice of lifestyle.

BE WARY of MAINSTREAM HEALTH BELIEFS

Mainstream media is beginning to change.  How many more will suffer? Are you still a Carb Idiot?  Watch … Diabetes 2009

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BE ALERT of FALSE IDOLS

Thanks to Supplements to Drugs to Dollars our “heroes” are no more than physical shells.  Thanks you A-Rod, Barry, Lance or is it Them?